《美女拉屎的尴尬瞬间》：

冷星猝不及防之下吸纳大量灵气入体，因为身体强度不够而造成了对身体的巨大伤害。幸好在冷星昏过去的那一刻，功法自发停止运行。

“嘿嘿，老熊啊，听说你最近单独猎杀了一头六级的沙虫，那可是上好的食材呀，应该卖了不少钱吧，嘿嘿，今儿个就由你来请兄弟们吃饭啦。”美女拉屎的尴尬瞬间第二天，天渐亮，小二便焦急地敲开杨天的房门“少侠你们还是赶紧离开吧，昨天的那群人又来了，带头的还是恶狼和鬼虎，他们可是先天武者三重境的强者”。

“老公，你看啥呢？叫你都没反应。”

Metal music, wet paint, and family are the passions of Jesse, a struggling painter who lives a happy life with his wife, Astrid, and their preteen daughter, Zooey. And things look even brighter when Jesse and Astrid are able to put in a bid on their dream home - a huge property in rural Texas with a barn big enough for a proper art studio - after the price is driven down due to the home's mysterious past. After the trio moves in, Jesse's work starts taking on a new, considerably darker flavour - and things get even more ominous when Ray, the hulking, clearly unbalanced son of the deceased former owners, appears on the doorstep one night, clutching a red electric guitar and asking to "return home." It soon becomes clear that Ray and Jesse are both being influenced by the same satanic forces, and that Jesse's family won't be safe until they find a way to quiet the Devil himself.